think it's clear what this country needs! Aaron for President! We currently have a president who chokes on pretzels and likes to nap. Why settle for that monkey, when we could have a monkey, I mean leader, who kisses ducks and stays up nights creating tribe after tribe after tribe? Sure, we have to make sure he takes his meds, but isn't that always true of the best cult heroes?

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